BANGIN' 7 GRAM ROCKS

“I was bangin' seven-gram rocks and finishing them because that’s how I roll.”

"I’m tired of pretending I’m not a total bitchin’ rock star."

"I’m on a drug. It’s called Charlie Sheen."

“I am like the Queen of England.”

"In fact, a lot of people think the movie’s called Wild Thing. As they should.”

"I’m bi-winning. I win here, I win there."

"You borrow my brain for five seconds and just be like ‘Dude, can’t handle it! Unplug this bastard!’"

“I’ve always been pretty old fashioned. I’m kind of a missionary guy.”

"Touch my children and I will eat your hands off your arms.”